a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

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i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive

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Look, the Pie! Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations (via wolfsfall)

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*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

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